Jason Chaffetz, Will You Make Me the Happiest Man in the World?

BREAKING NEWS: @jasoninthehouse tells KSL's @DougWrightShow he might not finish his Congressional term. Updates now https://t.co/LwgY6HeJOO

— KSL Newsradio (@kslnewsradio) April 20, 2017

@tgconsolidation you're about to be very happy https://t.co/JKy7tqq8ef

— Daily Combover (@tgcCombover) April 20, 2017

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— Great Consolidation (@tgconsolidation) April 20, 2017