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Tuesday, January 23, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 23, 2018

One crisis averted, and now onto the next.  Granted that neither CHIP nor DACA should have even been controversial issues to begin with, but the Republicans really don't care what the public thinks:


CHIP has enjoyed bipartisan support since its inception in 1997, but this year, legislators let the deadline for reauthorizing it pass as they bickered over other health care issues, primarily the latest Republican-led push to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act.
While Americans are split over how to handle Obamacare, three-quarters of the public want CHIP renewed, according to the September Kaiser Health Tracking Poll.


Support for allowing these immigrants to remain in the U.S. spans across party lines: 84 percent of Democrats, 74 percent of independents and 69 percent of Republicans think they should stay.
But we have 16 more days until the next shutdown, so let's take a look at something more pressing: the future of monetary policy in the United States:
The Senate has approved President Trump's selection of Jerome Powell to be the next chairman of the Federal Reserve beginning next month. Senators voted 85-12 to confirm Powell to lead the nation's central bank, a post that's considered the most powerful economic position in government, per the AP. Powell will succeed Janet Yellen, the first woman to lead the Fed, when her term ends Feb. 3. Trump decided against offering Yellen a second four-year term as chair despite widespread praise for her performance since succeeding Ben Bernanke. 
Let me rephrase that for you. Obama appointed a very successful Fed Chair, so Trump not only had to undo that success but in replacing Chair Yellen, he appointed former-investment-banker-not-an-economist Jerome Powell.

But it's not all bad news. The conservative Powell has been a voice of reason in the past, pushing Republicans to promptly raise debt ceilings and has cautioned against defaults.  And given that he has served as a member of the FOMC (the Fed Open Market Committee) for just over five years already, he has plenty of experience working under Yellen and learning about what makes good economic policy. And, in truth, it's really not that difficult to be a Fed Chair when times are good. Your only responsibility is to make sure inflation does not exceed 2%.

As an economist, I was fine with the choice when it was made.  After all, President Obama originally nominated Powell as part of a bipartisan appointment to maintain balance at the FOMC (the arch-conservative economist Fred Mishkin had retired) which absolutely needs to remain a nonpartisan entity.  And Obama would not have nominated a blind partisan from the Right to fill that position. 

And just remember Bloomberg's assessment last summer:

Powell (center)
If it wasn't going to be Yellen, our choices were the clueless supply-sider Gary Cohn (not a dove) or Warsh or Taylor who literally want to tear everything down. We quite literally dodged a bullet.

Of course, time will tell if he will be more like the Republican-appointed Ben Bernanke who staved off disaster or the Republican-appointed Alan Greenspan who undermined the recovery tools in order to prop up the woeful Bush Era recovery.

Catch you on the flip side.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 20, 2018

It's the weekend edition which means we get to look back at all the crazy over the last 48 hours. It all started with this tweet:
And this one:
Oh right, this one too:
OK so maybe it actually started with White House Chief of Staff Kelly saying that there would be no wall and Mexico would not pay for it, calling Trump "uninformed."

But where it went became very dangerous. Rather than push Republicans to vote for the bipartisan funding bill that would keep the government from shutting down, Trump suddenly demanded of them, "if there is no Wall, there is no Deal!"

On top of that, he and the rest of the Republicans continued to hold CHIP and DACA hostage, trying to wedge Democrats in and force them to choose between the two.  Essentially, they took popular programs, turned each one of them into a crisis and then put them in a pit to create a third crisis.

What's that Susan Sarandon? Hillary would have been worse? It's not your kids being given a death sentence.
And so obviously as goes everything with Trump, the worst possible outcome occurred.

The government just shutdown, giving us the border wall of Trump's dreams:
The Border Wall

As for you? Go march today and let them hear it.

Catch you on the flip side.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 17, 2018

Did you see it?

What do you mean, "see what?"

It was only the grandest, most stupendous, huuuugggggeeeesssstttt event of the year: The Fake News Awards!
Oh, of course you missed it. The GOP website has been down for hours.

So fake!


So instead, let's focus on some real news: the impending recession. One sure sign of a recession is clusters of mass layoffs occurring across multiple industries. In the last month, we've had reports of:

  1. 12,000 jobs lost at GE
  2. 10,000 jobs lost at Macy's
  3. 9,000 jobs lost at Sam's Club... ok just more from Walmart.
  4. 3,000 jobs lost at Walmart
  5. 2,000 jobs lost at Tenet
  6. 1,600 jobs lost at GM
  7. 1,515 jobs lost at AT&T
  8. More than 1,000 jobs lost at Allergan
  9. 600 jobs lost at UAMS
  10. 300 jobs lost at Pfizer
  11. And last but not least, 215 more jobs lost at Carrier -- someone tell this lady that Trump screwed her.
All in all, that's roughly 42,000 jobs lost.

If any of you have heard about any other layoffs, please leave a comment below.

Catch you on the flip side.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 16, 2018

We finally heard from Dr. Ronnie Jackson Ronny Jackson, MD about Trump's health.  Aside from the many inconsistencies (the largest of which was his weight), perhaps the biggest surprise is that Trump scored perfectly on a cognitive exam designed to test for any mental impairment.
“I’ve found no reason whatsoever to think the president has any issues whatsoever with his thought processes,” Dr. Ronny L. Jackson, a rear admiral in the Navy and the White House physician, told reporters on Tuesday.
So what is it? How can a man who has benefited so much from taxpayer assistance ($885M to be exact) be so resentful of women, workers, minorities, Jews, Muslims, LGBTs, other languages, other cultures, children, animals, domestic-born wives, etiquette, etc. It's as if he sees himself as the bright yellow corn kernel in the middle of a big pile of shit.

Ultimately, it's because he's just plain evil.  All this talk about him playing off distractions or being mentally ill only exist because it's just hard to comprehend evil.  And yet we have all witnessed evil acts carried out by evil people.

We ask ourselves why the Germans went along with Hitler and the Nazis when anyone looking back at Nazi Germany can see how evil that regime truly was.  Will historians say the same thing about the Trump Regime in 70 years?

Mentally ill or just evil? 

Then again, there is the weight inconsistency, so who knows if any of it can be believed. He really may be mentally ill after all.
Catch you on the flip side.

The Daily Comb Over - January 15, 2018

After going off on shitholes, you may assume that Trump had hit rock-bottom for the week, but you'd be wrong.  Rather than attending an MLK Day event, Trump decided to spend the day golfing. Just like he did when he should have been making an announcement to the State of Hawaii not to panic after a false warning was sent out about an impending ballistic missile attack.

If there's one constant about the Trump Regime, it's golf. Trumpgolfcount.com estimates a $50 million bill to the American taxpayers in Year One for the 91 golf vacations that Trump has taken.

Trump out golfing today on MLK Day


If there's a second constant, it's racism.

Without further ado, let's take a look at the 12 minutes of comments he did give about Dr. King, 3 days ahead of MLK Day:

Remarks by President Trump at Signing of Proclamation to Honor Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day
Issued on: January 12, 2018

Roosevelt Room

11:38 A.M. EST
As a must, Trump will of course thank his two black friends before starting his speech.

THE PRESIDENT: I want to thank Secretary Carson, along with Isaac Newton Farris, Jr., and the many distinguished guests joining us here today. It’s a great honor.
 And there you go.
Earlier this week, I had the tremendous privilege to join Isaac and Alveda to sign into law legislation re-designating the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historic Site to the Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historic Park. The new law expands the area to protect it and historic sites for the future generations of Americans — are becoming. So important. And this is a great honor for us and a great honor to Dr. King.
He tries to make it sound like Dr. King's children are close friends of his when in actuality they publicly chastised him over his racist remarks about Haiti and Africa.
Today, we gather in the White House to honor the memory of a great American hero, the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. On January 15, 1929, Martin Luther King was born in Atlanta, Georgia. He would go on to change the course of human history.
As a young man, King decided to follow the calling of his father and grandfather to become a Christian pastor. He would later write that it was “quite easy for me to think of a God of love, mainly because I grew up in a family where love was central.” That is what Reverend King preached all his life: love — love for each other, for neighbors, and for our fellow Americans.
 He gives us one quote from Dr. King, and that's it? That's the one he wants to use?
Dr. King’s faith and his love for humanity led him and so many other heroes to courageously stand up for civil rights of African Americans. Through his bravery and sacrifice, Dr. King opened the eyes and lifted the conscience of our nation. He stirred the hearts of our people to recognize the dignity written in every human soul.
 And Trump has made it his mission to undo that great sacrifice.
Today, we celebrate Dr. King for standing up for the self-evident truth Americans hold so dear, that no matter what the color of our skin or the place of our birth, we are all created equal by God.
This April, we will mark a half-century since Reverend King was so cruelly taken from us by an assassin’s bullet. But while Dr. King is no longer with us, his words and his vision only grow stronger through time. Today, we mourn his loss, we celebrate his legacy, and we pledge to fight for his dream of equality, freedom, justice, and peace.
Nothing personal at all. No connection whatsoever. Then again, we learned last year that he knows nothing about Black History. Nor does he care one bit about learning a thing about Black History -- aside from maybe hearing Frederick Douglass's name in passing.
I will now sign the proclamation making January 15, 2018 the Martin Luther King, Jr., Federal Holiday and encourage all Americans to observe this day with acts of civic work and community service in honor of Dr. King’s extraordinary life — and it was extraordinary indeed — and his great legacy.
I wish someone in the press had asked him to name just one thing that made it "extraordinary indeed."
Thank you. God bless you all. And God bless America.
And with that, I’d like to ask a great friend of mine, Secretary Carson, for remarks. Then we’re going to be signing the very important proclamation. Thank you very much.
Oh wait, he didn't even go the full 12 minutes? He handed off the baton to Ben Carson?
Ben.
SECRETARY CARSON: Thank you, Mr. President. It’s an honor to be here today celebrating this solemn occasion. And I thank you for signing legislation to designate the birthplace, church, and tomb of Dr. Martin Luther King as a National Historic Park.
His monumental struggle for civil rights earned these places in his life, faith, and death the same honor as Mount Vernon and that famous humble log cabin in Illinois.
This April, we will observe the 50th anniversary of Dr. King’s assassination. I remember so vividly that day, as a high school student in Detroit. Far from silencing his dream, death wrought him immortal in the American heart. His message of equality, justice, and the common dignity of man resounds today, urgently needed to heal the divisions of our age.
Today, we honor the legacy of the man who marched on Washington for jobs and freedom, achieving both for millions of Americans of all races and backgrounds. But his legacy also calls us to remember where these ideas — equality, freedom, liberty — get their power.
Our good efforts alone are not enough to lend them meaning. For by what shall I be called equal to another man? It cannot be by wealth, for there will always be one richer than me. It cannot be by strength, for there will always be one stronger than me. It cannot be by success or happiness or beauty or any other pieces of the human condition which are distributed through providence. So perhaps providence alone is the answer.
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
With these familiar words, our Declaration of Independence recognizes the true author of our common dignity — one that is beyond every human law and institution. If we forget this source of our fundamental equality, then our fight to recognize it in our society will never be fulfilled.
This is a truth that Dr. King carried with him from Selma to Montgomery, from a pulpit in Atlanta to the steps of the Lincoln Memorial, from a cell in Birmingham to the entire world.
This year, we will not remember his slaying as the ending but as a beginning — as a moment when his truth rose stronger than hatred, and his cause larger than death; as a moment when he called to new life with his Creator, before whom all men shall one day stand in equal rank bearing with them no riches but the content of their character.
This year we'll remember people like Ben Carson standing beside Trump as he normalizes racism one giant step at a time.
If we keep this conviction at the center of our every word and action, if we look upon out countrymen as brothers with a shared home and a common destination, then instead of meaningless words rolling off of our tongue, we will truly create one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
And we’re going to have a word from Pastor Isaac Newton Farris, the nephew of Dr. Martin Luther King. (Applause.)
OK so maybe Trump spoke for 2 minutes? We'll skip Pastor Farris's comments for brevity's sake and jump back in where Trump resumes. Here we go:
THE PRESIDENT: This is a great and important day. Martin Luther King, Jr., Federal Holiday 2018, by the President of the United States of America, a proclamation. Congratulations to him and to everybody.
What the fuck? Congratulations to him? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Does Trump think King cares that you extended MLK Day into 2018 when you are out there spouting racism 365 days a year?
[The proclamation is signed.]
PARTICIPANT: Thank you, Mr. President. (Applause.)
END
11:50 A.M. EST
And there you have it.

Catch you on the flip side.

Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 11, 2018

If it's a day of the week that ends with -day, there's a good chance Dear Leader will do or say something awful.  When the NY Times says "Trump Alarms Lawmakers with Disparaging Words for Haiti and Africa" they let him get off way too easy:

President Trump on Thursday balked at an immigration deal that would include protections for people from Haiti and some nations in Africa, demanding to know at a White House meeting why he should accept immigrants from “shithole countries” rather than people from places like Norway, according to people with direct knowledge of the conversation.
 Mr. Trump’s remarks, the latest example of his penchant for racially tinged remarks denigrating immigrants, left members of Congress from both parties attending the meeting in the Cabinet Room alarmed and mystified. He made them during a discussion of an emerging bipartisan deal to give legal status to immigrants illegally brought to the United States as children, the people said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss the meeting.
When Mr. Trump heard that Haitians were among those who would benefit from the proposed deal, he asked whether they could be left out of the plan, asking, “Why do we want people from Haiti here?”
The comments were reminiscent of an Oval Office meeting with cabinet officials and administration aides, during which he complained about admitting Haitians to the country, saying that they all had AIDS, as well as Nigerians, who he said would never go back to their “huts,” according to officials who heard the statements in person or were briefed on the remarks by people who had. The White House vehemently denied last month that Mr. Trump made those remarks.
Shitholes and huts. Let's take a look.
Trump's Shore Haven Apartments in Bensonhurst (Brooklyn, NY)

Drone shot over Lagos, Nigeria facing inland
The Trump Village apartments in Coney Island (Brooklyn, NY)

Addis Ababa, Ethiopia
I think we can all agree which photos depict shitholes owned by undesirables.

Catch you on the flip side.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 10, 2018

Yesterday Senator Diane Feinstein fought back against the Russian  Republican propaganda machine by releasing the full transcript of Glenn Simpson's testimony.

Stunned Republican Chairman Chuck Grassley lashed out against Feinstein because it completely undermined his theory  false narrative that the Steele Dossier was an error-laden propaganda document designed to smear Trump.  Grassley and Graham had demanded the Justice Department take action against Christopher Steele for misspelling Alfa-Bank as Alpha-Bank and for mixing up the location of a meeting in Prague.

Chuck Grassley better start praying that they don't indict him as an accomplice in the conspiracy charges...


But as for our Dear Leader? Not a peep. Presumably Fox News was busy trying to come up with a rebuttal for Trump to use because it wasn't until his morning "Executive Time" that Trump responded with a Doocey of a Twoop:

As usual, Democratic House Whip Ted Lieu said it best:
So off Trump went to give a press conference where he managed to use the phrase "no collusion" seven times in a single answer. Money quote:
So it was brought up for that reason. But it has been determined that there is no collusion and by virtually everybody. So we'll see what happens. We'll see what happens. I mean certainly we'll see what happens -- when they have no collusion and nobody's found any collusion at any level it seems unlikely that you'd even have an interview.
Of course that number was topped by the eight times he used it yesterday... And the 16 times he used it in a 30-minute interview a few weeks ago.

It's really only a matter of time before Mueller compels Trump to testify under oath.  And then charges will be filed.
 Catch you on the flip side.

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 9, 2018

School's back in session and that means a lot of reading is coming your way.  First, there's the #1 Best Seller: Fire and Fury which provides us with an inside look into the debacle of the Trump Regime.  And now, thanks to Senator Feinstein, we have a pdf release of the testimony by Fusion GPS CEO Glenn Simpson.

Glenn Simpson (left) and Christopher Steele (right) have been slandered for their work exposing #TrumpRussia


The main takeaway is that as Steele put together the dossier, it became increasingly clear to him that Trump could very easily be blackmailed via Russian kompromat against him.  That led him to reach out to the FBI:
So he proposed to -- he said we should tell the FBI, it's a national security issue. I didn't originally agree or disagree, I just put it off and said I needed to think about it. Then he raised it again with me. I don't remember the exact sequence of these events, but my recollection is that I questioned how we would do that because I don't know anyone there that I could report something like this to and be believed and I didn't really think it was necessarily appropriate for me to do 15 that. In any event, he said don't worry about that, I know the perfect person, I have a contact there, they'll listen to me, they know who I am, I'll take care of it. I said okay. You know, I agreed, it's potentially a crime in progress. So, you know, if we can do that in the most appropriate way, I said it was okay for him to do that. 
Now bear in mind that we now know that the FBI had already been looking into #TrumpRussia at that time courtesy of a drunken slip by "coffee boy" George Papadopolous.

And we also know that around that time, the NY FBI office was doing favors for Trump surrogate Rudy Guiliani in creating a counter-narrative attacking Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton.

All of this made Steele a little nervous:
On October 31st the New York Times posed a story saying that the FBI is investigating Trump and found no connections to Russia and, you know, it was a real Halloween special. 
Sometime thereafter the FBI -- I understand Chris severed his relationship with the FBI out of concern that he didn't know what was happening inside the FBI and there was a concern that the FBI was being manipulated for political ends by the Trump people and that we didn't really understand what was going on. So he stopped dealing with them. 
After a year of investigation the dossier still looks impeccable.  While not every detail has been corroborated as of yet, not a single fact in the dossier has been proven to be false.  Of course, that hasn't stopped Republicans from demanding the Justice Department arrest Christopher Steele.  House Democratic Whip Ted Lieu said it best today:
And as for Trump's response to the release of the testimony? His last comment about TrumpRussia was part of the Stable Genius tweets 3 days ago:
Catch you on the flip side.


Monday, January 8, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 8, 2018

About a year ago I began writing the Comb Over as a way to document the daily goings of Dear Leader.  Shortly after he took office, satire gave way to shock then fear and then finally to a call to resist.  And now after an extended family leave, the Comb Over returns to report that Trump really doesn't do all that much on a daily basis.

Oh sure, he has lots of "executive time." Which of course gives us such gems as:

Quality tweets twoops like that are only part of his executive time routine.  He also sacrifices his own time to watch and recap Fox and Friends every morning. We can in fact surmise that today's episode was all about how lucky black and brown people are to have Trump in the White House:

Someone really needs to remind Brian Kilmeade that President Obama isn't just a figment of his imagination.  He really does exist and he really did spend 8 years fixing the economy.  Of course, this is part of a recurring theme:
I'll say it for you, "Thanks Obama!"


Does he Twoop on a Trump Toilet?
And while global media has been reporting on Trump forgetting the words to the national anthem yet again, I'm a little more concerned that the Fontange Fuhrer's ego is getting so big that he's publicly demanding gratitude for giving people the privilege to vote for him:
Remember when Ivanka was supposed to be in the White House to keep that ego in check? If you were wondering how she's been letting him get away with the twoop surge, she's been far too busy trying to figure out where she left her own self-awareness:
Catch you on the flip side.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

The Daily Combover - June 20, 2017

First of all, an apology for missing Monday's post -- my family received a wonderful new addition yesterday and we cannot wait for her to come home in a few days.

And now, on to the Daily Combover:

Let's start with the bad news: 
The race was far closer than a rural GA district should be, but Dear Leader did score a victory here.

And now for the strange news:

Jared Kushner spoke!



His topic was technology-based But nobody seemed to even notice. And unfortunately, he's on the wrong side of history -- again.

Finally, just a quick reminder that war with North Korea is getting closer to happening:
Catch you on the flip side.


Friday, June 16, 2017

The Daily Combover - June 16, 2017

Scene: Miami, Florida
Topic: Cuba



Today Trump attacked another one of President Obama's achievements -- the normalization of relations with Cuba. Remarks below:

THE PRESIDENT:  Thank you, everybody.  Thank you very much.  Great honor.  And thank you to my truly great friend, Vice President Mike Pence -- he’s terrific.  (Applause.)  And thank you to Miami.  We love Miami.  
Let me start by saying that I’m glad Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and I, along with a very talented team, were able to get Otto Warmbier back with his parents.  (Applause.)  What’s happened to him is a truly terrible thing, but at least the ones who love him so much can now take care of him and be with him.
I'd love to hear Trump explain exactly what happened to Mr. Warmbier. Because while his parents are probably happy to have him back, he's a comatosed shell. Where's the tough guy response that he promised on the trail?
Also, my dear friend, Steve Scalise, took a bullet for all of us.  And because of him, and the tremendous pain and suffering he’s now enduring -- he’s having a hard time, far worse than anybody thought -- our country will perhaps become closer, more unified.  So important.  
So we all owe Steve a big, big thank you.  And let’s keep the Warmbier family, and the Scalise family, and all of the victims of the congressional shooting, in our hearts and prayers.  And it was quite a day and our police officers were incredible, weren’t they?  They did a great job.  (Applause.)    
He took a bullet for all of us? What's that supposed to mean? If you want us to become unified, push for background checks -- you know the gun safety thing that has over 90% support?
And let us all pray for a future of peace, unity and safety for all of our people.  (Applause.)  Thank you.  And for Cuba.
I am so thrilled to be back here with all of my friends in Little Havana.  (Applause.)  I love it.  I love this city.  
...
Clipping out the back-and-forth lovefest between Trump and a deplorable.
We are delighted to be joined by so many friends and leaders of our great community.  I want to express our deep gratitude to a man who has really become a friend of mine -- and I want to tell you, he is one tough competitor -- Senator Marco Rubio.  (Applause.)  Great guy.  (Applause.)  He is tough, man.  He is tough and he’s good, and he loves you.  He loves you.
Little Marco has grown up?
And I listened to another friend of mine, Congressman Mario Diaz-Balart -- (applause) -- and I’ll tell you, I loved what he said, and I appreciate it.  Mario, I appreciated what you said so much.  In fact I was looking for Mario.  I wanted to find him -- they said he was onstage.  I almost dragged him off the stage to thank him, but now I’m thanking you anyway.  Thank you, Mario.  That was great.  Really appreciate it.  
For those of you new to Trump's speeches, he always names names and the people are never there. It would be comical if it wasn't sad thinking that he's supposed to be leading us and yet is in a constant battle with his dementia.
And I also want to thank my good friend, and just a man who was of tremendous support in the state of Florida, for being with us -- Governor Rick Scott.  (Applause.)  Great job.  He’s doing a great job.  I hope he runs for the Senate.  I know I’m not supposed to say that.  I hope he runs for the Senate.  Rick, are you running?  (Applause.)  I don’t know.  Marco, let’s go, come on.  We got to get him to -- I hope he runs for the Senate. 
Rick Scott hasn't cracked 50% in a poll since he first took office. Then again he is polling ten points higher than Trump...
...
More overly gratuitous hellos were clipped out. Let's get to the speech:
Last year, I promised to be a voice against repression in our region -- remember, tremendous oppression -- and a voice for the freedom of the Cuban people.  You heard that pledge.  You exercised the right you have to vote.  You went out and you voted.  And here I am like I promised -- like I promised.  (Applause.)
I promised you -- I keep my promises.  Sometimes in politics, they take a little bit longer, but we get there.  We get there.  Don't we get there?  You better believe it, Mike.  We get there.  (Laughter.)  Thank you.  Thank you.  No, we keep our promise.
And now that I am your President, America will expose the crimes of the Castro regime and stand with the Cuban people in their struggle for freedom.  Because we know it is best for America to have freedom in our hemisphere, whether in Cuba or Venezuela, and to have a future where the people of each country can live out their own dreams.  (Applause.)
This speech feels like something that should have been given in the late-1950's.
For nearly six decades, the Cuban people have suffered under communist domination.  To this day, Cuba is ruled by the same people who killed tens of thousands of their own citizens, who sought to spread their repressive and failed ideology throughout our hemisphere, and who once tried to host enemy nuclear weapons 90 miles from our shores.
Hey Google, do you have something to tell Trump?

With that out of the way, let's continue:
The Castro regime has shipped arms to North Korea and fueled chaos in Venezuela.  While imprisoning innocents, it has harbored cop killers, hijackers, and terrorists.  It has supported human trafficking, forced labor, and exploitation all around the globe.  This is the simple truth of the Castro regime. (Applause.)
My administration will not hide from it, excuse it, or glamorize it.  And we will never, ever be blind to it.  We know what's going on and we remember what happened.  (Applause.)
Yes, Cuba had a dark past. But Castro is dead and it's time to help them move on from that past. We enslaved millions of Africans and slaughtered countless millions of Native Americans. Should we be cast away from the world as a pariah as well?
On my recent trip overseas, I said the United States is adopting a principled realism, rooted in our values, shared interests, and common sense.  I also said countries should take greater responsibility for creating stability in their own regions.  It's hard to think of a policy that makes less sense than the prior administration’s terrible and misguided deal with the Castro regime.  (Applause.)  Well, you have to say, the Iran deal was pretty bad also.  Let's not forget that beauty.
So you're admitting that this is really about President Obama and not really about Cuba?
They made a deal with a government that spreads violence and instability in the region and nothing they got -- think of it -- nothing they got -- they fought for everything and we just didn’t fight hard enough.  But now those days are over.  Now we hold the cards.  We now hold the cards.  (Applause.) 
The previous administration’s easing of restrictions on travel and trade does not help the Cuban people -- they only enrich the Cuban regime.  (Applause.)  The profits from investment and tourism flow directly to the military.  The regime takes the money and owns the industry.  The outcome of the last administration’s executive action has been only more repression and a move to crush the peaceful, democratic movement.
Another big fat lie. Cuba has slashed its military spending by 300% over the past two decades.
Therefore, effective immediately, I am canceling the last administration’s completely one-sided deal with Cuba.  (Applause.) 
#WhenTrumpGoesToJail I will personally mail him a Cuban flag.
I am announcing today a new policy, just as I promised during the campaign, and I will be signing that contract right at that table in just a moment. 
Our policy will seek a much better deal for the Cuban people and for the United States of America.  We do not want U.S. dollars to prop up a military monopoly that exploits and abuses the citizens of Cuba.
Our new policy begins with strictly enforcing U.S. law.  (Applause.)  We will not lift sanctions on the Cuban regime until all political prisoners are freed, freedoms of assembly and expression are respected, all political parties are legalized, and free and internationally supervised elections are scheduled.  Elections.  (Applause.) 
We will very strongly restrict American dollars flowing to the military, security and intelligence services that are the core of Castro regime.  They will be restricted.  We will enforce the ban on tourism.  We will enforce the embargo.  We will take concrete steps to ensure that investments flow directly to the people, so they can open private businesses and begin to build their country’s great, great future -- a country of great potential.  (Applause.) 
So we're embargoing them and blocking major streams of revenue but they're supposed to open private businesses? Counter-intuitive doesn't even begin to tell the story.
My action today bypasses the military and the government, to help the Cuban people themselves form businesses and pursue much better lives.  We will keep in place the safeguards to prevent Cubans from risking their lives to unlawful travel to the United States.  They are in such danger the way they have to come to this country, and we are going to be safeguarding those people.  We have to.  We have no choice.  We have to.  (Applause.) 
The embargo caused so much awful for the Cuban people during the first 50+ years so let's go right back to it again!
And we will work for the day when a new generation of leaders brings this long reign of suffering to an end.  And I do believe that end is in the very near future.  (Applause.) 
We challenge Cuba to come to the table with a new agreement that is in the best interests of both their people and our people and also of Cuban Americans.
To the Cuban government, I say:  Put an end to the abuse of dissidents.  Release the political prisoners.  Stop jailing innocent people.  Open yourselves to political and economic freedoms.  Return the fugitives from American justice -- including the return of the cop-killer Joanne Chesimard.  (Applause.) 
And finally, hand over the Cuban military criminals who shot down and killed four brave members of Brothers to the Rescue who were in unarmed, small, slow civilian planes.  (Applause.)  
Those victims included Mario de la Pena, Jr., and Carlos Costa.  We are honored to be joined by Mario’s parents, Miriam and Mario, and Carlos’s sister, Mirta.  Where are you?  (Applause.)  Those are great, great parents who love their children so much.  What they've done is just an incredible, incredible thing -- what they represent -- they did not die in vain -- what they represent to everybody, and especially to the Cuban people.  So your children did not die in vain, believe me.  (Applause.) 
So to the Castro regime, I repeat:  The harboring of criminals and fugitives will end.  You have no choice.  It will end.  (Applause.) 
Trump really has no idea how diplomacy works. No wonder every major world leader openly mocks him.
Any changes to the relationship between the United States and Cuba will depend on real progress toward these and the other goals, many of which I’ve described.  When Cuba is ready to take concrete steps to these ends, we will be ready, willing, and able to come to the table to negotiate that much better deal for Cubans, for Americans.  Much better deal and a deal that's fair.  A deal that's fair and a deal that makes sense.  
Our embassy remains open in the hope that our countries can forge a much stronger and better path.  America believes that free, independent, and sovereign nations are the best vehicle for human happiness, for health, for education, for safety, for everything.  We all accept that all nations have the right to chart their own paths -- and I’m certainly a very big believer in that -- so we will respect Cuban sovereignty.  But we will never turn our backs on the Cuban people.  That will not happen.  (Applause.) 
So we're shutting it all down except for the embassy? I guess he's having his chocolate cake and eating it too. And eating Cuba's while he's at it.
Over the years, a special sympathy has grown between this land of the free, and the beautiful people of that island, so close to our shores and so deeply woven into the history of our region.  America has rejected the Cuban people’s oppressors.  They are rejected.  Officially today, they are rejected.  (Applause.)  And to those people, America has become a source of strength, and our flag a symbol of hope. 
I can't wait until we can reject him and his klan of oppressors.

I'm clipping the tangential story that follows and heading to the conclusion:
...
So I want to thank Miami.  I want to thank Little Havana.  Havana, we love.  Do we love it?  Would you move anywhere else?  You wouldn't move to Palm Beach, would you?  No.  No way.  Little Havana.
And I want to thank all of our great friends here today.  You've been amazing, loyal, beautiful people.  And thank you.  Don't remind me.  Actually, I was telling Mike, so it was two days -- on my birthday -- until a big day, which turned out to be tomorrow -- the 16th.  That was the day I came down with Melania on the escalator at Trump Tower.  That's tomorrow.  (Applause.)  So it's exactly tomorrow -- two years since we announced.  And it worked out okay.  Worked out okay.  (Applause.)  It's a great honor.  Believe me, it's a great honor.  Right?
AUDIENCE:  (Sings Happy Birthday.)
THE PRESIDENT:  Thank you.  Thank you very much.
I just want to end by saying may God bless everyone searching for freedom.  May God bless Cuba.  May God bless the United States of America.  And God bless you all.  Thank you.  Now I'm going to sign.  Thank you.
I'm not sure there's going to be anything left to salvage when he's done dismantling a century of foreign policy developments. What Trump is doing to the State Department may take a generation to repair.

Have a great weekend.

Catch you on the flip side.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

The Daily Combover - June 15, 2017

I know, I know... The Combover definitely spends too much time on witch hunts for Dear Leader's tastes. But, then again, he doesn't have to keep bringing it up himself, does he?

Keep smiling Donnie.


Every single day we get more insanity from Trump on why he's either completely innocent or how this is a total witch hunt. And yet, every day we learn a little more about how his campaign was deeply involved with the Russians and we go another day without him ever criticizing the attacks.

Today, for example, Trump gave us these gems:




Crooked H? Nah. Let's go with Local H with a perfect message to Trump, "you just don't get it."



Because in the end, all of this Tweeting is just doing him even more harm.  Even if he is found to be innocent of all collusion charges, he most certainly will be guilty of obstruction of justice -- and his continuous stream of Tweets in which he attempts to intimidate his investigators will be part of the evidence against him.

As Lindsay Graham pointed out to Trump, "You may be the first president in history to go down because you can’t stop inappropriately talking about an investigation that, if you just were quiet, would clear you."

Back to Local H for a moment -- Trump, "you know it's so pathetic, and you don't." You just don't stop. And you don't accept that this really is a real investigation. And you really will be going down for your crimes this time. I emphasize this time, because this isn't your first foray into criminal activities, but it's the first time you're going to face a real punishment for them.

"And you learn to accept it" -- Local H. Yes, Local H has a point there. The GOP is accepting that Trump really is potentially guilty, but aside from a few minor steps in sanctioning Russia, they have yet to call Trump out. They'd rather use him to pass as much extreme legislation as possible. We learned as much from waste-of-a-meat-suit, Mark Halperin, this week:
“Senator, is Bob Mueller is man of integrity?” MSNBC’s Mark Halperin asked Thune during an appearance on “Morning Joe” Thursday, referring to the special counsel in charge of the investigation. “And has he done anything so far in the conduct of the investigation that leads you to believe he is conducting a witch hunt?”
“No, he is a man of integrity, Mark, and he needs to be able to do his work,” Thune replied. “And I think it’s better for all of us if that work continues. It’s — obviously he is going to get to the bottom and he is going to find the facts, and I think that’s his role. And I think we ought to let him continue to do that and I assume at some point there will be an end to all this. He’ll have done his investigation and there will be whatever findings there are.”
“But I think for now we ought to proceed on our agenda,” he continued. “We ought to try and reform health care, and reform the tax code, and do an infrastructure bill and focus on jobs and the economy for the American people knowing full well that that investigation is going to be ongoing.”
As Jason put it,  the GOP seems very willing to be an accomplice to treason if it means they have another day to pass their radical agenda.

Catch you on the flip side.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

The Daily Combover - June 14, 2017

The Daily Combover wishes Steve Scalise and the other shooting victims a speedy recovery. Scalise's political views are absolutely abhorrent but that does not excuse violence.

A few days ago I Tweeted the following:
And today, as Jason posted this, I noticed that the Senate GOP is finally starting to make some noise against the Russian attack:
The 97-2 vote on the Russia sanctions plan capped a week of talks that demonstrated cross-aisle collaboration that's become increasingly rare as Trump and the GOP push to repeal Obamacare without any Democratic votes. Senators merged the sanctions package with a bipartisan Iran sanctions bill that's on track for passage as soon as this week, complicating the politics of any future veto threat from the Trump administration.


It's been a while since we've seen something that unanimous come out of the Senate. In fact the only two "nay" votes came from empty meat suits Rand Paul and Mike Lee.
"It’s particularly significant that a bipartisan coalition is seeking to reestablish Congress, not the president, as the final arbiter of sanctions relief, considering that this administration has been too eager — far too eager, in my mind — to put sanctions relief on the table," Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), who pressed hard for the strongest possible anti-Russia bill, said in a floor speech. "These additional sanctions will also send a powerful, bipartisan statement that Russia and any other nation who might try to interfere with our elections will be punished."
Something tells me Russia really doesn't care about this "powerful, bipartisan statement," especially given the White House's response to it.
But the Senate's deal faces a murky future in the House and with the White House, which has yet to say where it stands on congressional review of sanctions that would tie Trump's hands on future relations with Vladimir Putin's government.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson declined to endorse the deal for a second straight day on Wednesday while emphasizing the importance of "a constructive dialogue" with Russia. Although "Russia must be held accountable for its meddling in U.S. elections," Tillerson told House Foreign Affairs Committee members, "I would urge Congress to ensure any legislation allows the president to have the flexibility to adjust sanctions to meet the needs of what is always an evolving diplomatic situation."
So there you have it. At best, the White House doesn't care that Russia attacked us. And at worst, they are guilty of collusion.

Catch you on the flip side.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

The Daily Combover - June 13, 2017

On May 4th, the House GOP voted to cripple the nation's healthcare. As I wrote back in May, a quick look inside the bill reveals the following:
  • 80% of people who are on the Healthcare Exchange receive subsidies. Those are now gone.
  • Instead it provides tax credits of up to $4,000, increasing with age and decreasing with income above $75,000 per individual or $150,000 per family. Those with the most to gain: married couples in their 60's nearing retirement and earning a six-figure salary. Almost all of the people in that category are white Republican voters. 
  • An additional $85 billion tax cut for for the elderly. Details are left to the Senate.
  • Repeal of individual AND employer mandates. This takes the repeal one step further. Now companies will face no repercussions for stripping healthcare benefits from their employees.
  • Instead of facing tax penalties for no coverage, the AHCA empowers insurance companies to charge a 30% markup for people whose coverage lapses. This makes insurance even less affordable for those that lose coverage. So if you lose coverage due to unaffordability, you will never receive healthcare again.
  • States may request waivers of minimal healthcare coverages so they can offer sub-minimal insurance plans.  Plans that will make the ObamaCare Bronze packages look like they're made of pure Palladium.
  • Finally, they've authorized $123 billion for what they call a "stability fund" to smooth the transition over the next 8 years for high-risk individuals, those seeking preventative care, mental health benefits, and maternity care. Read that to mean none of those coverages will be available after 2026.
  • Remove restrictions on statistical discrimination: meaning insurers can now start charging certain groups a disparate price.
  • Shift burden of Medicaid funding to the states and end federal funding of Medicaid expansion. This alone will affect at least 14.4 million people.
  • It also encourages states to promote a Work-for-Medicaid program similar to the 1990s Welfare Reforms.
  • Guess What? It also cuts Medicaid for school children specifically in Special Ed programs.
  • Restricts Upstate NY and Long Island counties from paying for state Medicaid bills for New York City residents. This was probably a late insertion to obtain 1-4 votes from NY Republican Congressmen.
  • Restore support for federal payments to hospitals that treat the uninsured. This is a major payday for "not-for-profit" hospitals.
  • Increases the cap on annual Health Savings Account (HSA) contributions -- something that are primarily utilized by wealthy white families as a tax shelter.  Further proof this is only for the wealthy: It bans individuals from using money obtained through tax credits to be placed in HSAs. CNN reports that this was due to a fear of said money being used for abortions.
  • Removes the cap on Flexible Spending Accounts (FSA).  Coupled with the recent changes that allow FSA funds to be used beyond the year of accrual, this serves as yet another tax shelter for the wealthy.
  • Eliminates the ObamaCare funding taxes that were placed on: the top 1% income earners (3.8% on investment income and 0.9% Medicare surcharge on individuals earning over $200,000); medical devices (2.3% excise tax); tanning services (10% sales tax); and repeals restrictions on tax breaks for insurance companies who pay out more than $500,000 in compensation to their executives. Now insurance companies can reduce their earnings by paying executives millions of dollars in benefits and options. This ultimately saves them billions of dollars in taxes annually.
  • It reduces the threshold for deducting medical expenses to 5.8% of total income. Again helping the wealthy.
  • It defunds the CDC Prevention and Public Health Fund.
  • Finally, it defunds Planned Parenthood, instead providing $422 million to community health centers.
That's a heck of a lot of bad in one bill.  But that was finally enough harm to the American people coupled with a big enough tax cut for the top 1% to draw 217 GOP Congressmen together to pass it.  Afterwards, Trump invited them all to the Rose Garden for a celebration:
And they celebrated like old white men do, by cracking open cases of Bud Light. Because nothing says you're going to fuck over America like drinking beer from a company that used to be headquartered in Middle America but then decided to fuck over thousands of local workers and go off-shore.

“As much as we’ve come up with a really incredible health care plan, this has brought the Republican party together.
We’re going to get this finished.” -- Trump on May 4, 2017
Can you feel the GOP unity?

I closed my original piece with: "Stay tuned for Episode 4: A New (Senate) Hope." And now a month later, here we are with all hope resting with the Senate.

To kick things off, Trump held a meeting with 15 key Republican Senators to try to push them to move forward with the AHCA. Of course since we are talking about the Fontange Fuhrer, the Trump Train derailed rather quickly:
Mean? ... Mean? Yes, mean.
In a rebuke of the House bill, congressional sources told the AP that Trump said to 15 GOP Senators over lunch on Tuesday that he wants their legislation to be “more generous.” The AHCA would cut Medicaid funding, increase health care costs for older Americans and people with preexisting conditions. The CBO concluded the bill would leave 23 million more Americans uninsured by 2026.
 So much for party unity.
Trump also referred to Obamacare as a “disaster” during the meeting, which was attended by a diverse set of Republican senators including Orrin Hatch, Rob Portman and Ted Cruz, according to CNN.
The president’s characterization of the AHCA may seem strange, given the Rose Garden victory lap he held for the law when it passed the House in May — where he lauded House leadership for putting together an “unbelievable” bill.
According to the AP’s sources, “the president did not say what aspects of the bill he was characterizing” when he called the legislation “mean.”
Who knows what prompted this. Maybe it was the AMA coming out strongly against the bill just hours before the meeting?

Let's check in with Paul Ryan's office for a GOP House response:
AshLee Strong, a spokeswoman for House Speaker Paul Ryan, said "congressional Republicans, with President Trump’s support, are working to repeal and replace this terrible Obamacare law that is harming Americans." 
Regardless of the trigger, it's pretty clear Trump is trying to salvage something, anything really, so he can save face. And the GOP continues to play ostrich and pretend like everything is normal.

Help! Paul Ryan's head is stuck again!
I don't have any faith in the GOP Senate to improve the ACA, but I do have faith that the Democrats will not allow a bad bill to come to the floor for a vote.

Catch you on the flip side.