Harris

Current Status: Lost in a #KHive

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Nuking Portland

I'm suspended from Twitter for the week (apparently it's worse to say mean things to a Nazi than it is to actually be one), and I'm continuing to try to talk myself into an impeachment inquiry, but I still remain here:

PILOT: OK, taking off! I've got Little Boy!

COMMANDER: Good lu.... oh, shit, the Japanese are winning! Drop the bomb!!!!

PILOT: But... Commander, I just took off!

COMMANDER: But they're so terrible! You have to drop the bomb!

PILOT: Um, I'm not over Hiroshima. I'm over, uh, Portland.

COMMANDER: DROP THE BOMB!!!

PILOT: Seriously... give me another 12 hours or so and I'll blow the crap out of Japan!

COMMANDER: BOMBPEACHMENT NOW!!!!

PILOT: If you say so...



Eh, hipsters suck, anyway.

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