Nancy

Documentation. Witnesses. Facts. Truth. That's what they're afraid of.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

Nuking Portland

I'm suspended from Twitter for the week (apparently it's worse to say mean things to a Nazi than it is to actually be one), and I'm continuing to try to talk myself into an impeachment inquiry, but I still remain here:

PILOT: OK, taking off! I've got Little Boy!

COMMANDER: Good lu.... oh, shit, the Japanese are winning! Drop the bomb!!!!

PILOT: But... Commander, I just took off!

COMMANDER: But they're so terrible! You have to drop the bomb!

PILOT: Um, I'm not over Hiroshima. I'm over, uh, Portland.

COMMANDER: DROP THE BOMB!!!

PILOT: Seriously... give me another 12 hours or so and I'll blow the crap out of Japan!

COMMANDER: BOMBPEACHMENT NOW!!!!

PILOT: If you say so...



Eh, hipsters suck, anyway.

No comments:

Post a Comment