Open Thread -- The Last Words on Donna Brazile (UPDATE: Now with #DonnaBrazileBookExcerpts!)

Meet Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, the new "second" worst former DNC Chair.

I'm giving them to #TheResistance Twitter, because I'm just done. I mean, until she signs on with a 2020 candidate (whom I, by default, will then not support), this is the last time I type the words "Donna Brazile" in a post. Feel free to leave some of your best finds or snark in the comments.

This is actually chilling.
Yet when I talked to Brazile at DNCinPHL she was thrilled at @HillaryClinton's nom.pic.twitter.com/jkE5zNinJP

— Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) November 4, 2017

Breaking: Donna Brazile warned Motorola that iPhone was totally going to be a thing.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 4, 2017

Breaking: Donna Brazile warned Motorola that iPhone was totally going to be a thing.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) November 4, 2017

In Donna Brazile's next book she needs to reveal the DNC's secret Donna Brazile Gets To Choose The Nominee agreement.

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 4, 2017

The Do
nna Brazile-Carter Page political talk show for CNN is gonna be so lit.

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 4, 2017

Oh, OK: Donna Brazile is a crazy person with a bizarre axe to grind. Can you imagine working with a person who behaves like this? pic.twitter.com/fLyaCuReHn

— Elliott Lusztig (@ezlusztig) November 4, 2017

Why didn't Donna Brazile just have Putin replaced if she was so scared?

— Ghost of Tracey (@owenrumney) November 4, 2017

this is the best part of Donna Brazile's tell-all: no one at Hillary Clinton headquarters was tryna fuq pic.twitter.com/nzSra9UabQ

— comrade Cardi B (@CardiBAEsystems) November 4, 2017

I like our newly rolled out 25th Amendment to the @dnc Charter where Donna Brazile replaces our nominee message. https://t.co/XsXBSGT6Id

— Armando (@armandodkos) November 4, 2017

Okay. Done with Donna Brazile. If I want dishonest, self-serving, and loony, I'll switch parties. Moving on.

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) November 4, 2017

Yup. That's that. *Goes off to find the bleach to wash my eyeballs*

Update: The #DonnaBrazileBookExcerpt hashtag might be Peak Internet:

Is it real or is it #DonnaBrazileBookExcerpt ? Only her shrink knows for sure! https://t.co/U1SeZ0F4n5

— Lisa Glass (@LMplusG) November 4, 2017

"I lit my scented candle & put on gospel music. Jesus appeared. 'Hillary is Satan,' he said. 'And kill Seth Rich.' #DonnaBrazileBookExcerpt

— Cassandra Calavera (@KaraCalavera) November 4, 2017

“I called Rudy Giuliani in tears. He was right Hillary wasn’t there after 9/11” #DonnaBrazileBookExcerpt pic.twitter.com/csLShL4OKs

— mmmtttomeo (@6igyak) November 4, 2017

Can we get #DonnaBrazileBookExcerpt trending? pic.twitter.com/oThAUGrK5b

— José (@josecanyousee) November 4, 2017

I braced myself for heartbreaking call to Bernie. How could I tell him the runner up doesn't get a balloon drop?!#DonnaBrazileBookExcerpt

— Lisa Glass (@LMplusG) November 4, 2017

“While Hillary was getting amphetamine injections, I peeked in her closet. I found Vince Foster’s corpse. I cried.” #DonnaBrazileBookExcerpt

— MidwestMaelstrom (@MidwstMaelstrom) November 4, 2017