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Monday, January 8, 2018

The Daily Comb Over - January 8, 2018

About a year ago I began writing the Comb Over as a way to document the daily goings of Dear Leader.  Shortly after he took office, satire gave way to shock then fear and then finally to a call to resist.  And now after an extended family leave, the Comb Over returns to report that Trump really doesn't do all that much on a daily basis.

Oh sure, he has lots of "executive time." Which of course gives us such gems as:

Quality tweets twoops like that are only part of his executive time routine.  He also sacrifices his own time to watch and recap Fox and Friends every morning. We can in fact surmise that today's episode was all about how lucky black and brown people are to have Trump in the White House:

Someone really needs to remind Brian Kilmeade that President Obama isn't just a figment of his imagination.  He really does exist and he really did spend 8 years fixing the economy.  Of course, this is part of a recurring theme:
I'll say it for you, "Thanks Obama!"


Does he Twoop on a Trump Toilet?
And while global media has been reporting on Trump forgetting the words to the national anthem yet again, I'm a little more concerned that the Fontange Fuhrer's ego is getting so big that he's publicly demanding gratitude for giving people the privilege to vote for him:
Remember when Ivanka was supposed to be in the White House to keep that ego in check? If you were wondering how she's been letting him get away with the twoop surge, she's been far too busy trying to figure out where she left her own self-awareness:
Catch you on the flip side.

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