So, this happened:
Despite the constant negative press covfefe— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017
I swear that it's the only thing people are talking about on Twitter:
Covfefe is officially trending nationally on Twitter.— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 31, 2017
— Daily Combover (@tgcCombover) May 31, 2017
Wakes up.— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) May 31, 2017
Checks Twitter.
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Uh...
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📈 Lookups fo...
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.
Covfefe (n.) [kohv-FEE-fee] -- the state of profound desperation and loss that is unique to living in Trump's America #covfefe— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) May 31, 2017
Covfefe Elegy: How I Left Those Goobers Behind.— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) May 31, 2017
"It was at this exact point, when the #covfefe hashtag took over Twitter, that an alternate timeline was generated. Great Scott!" pic.twitter.com/CKnCnlFXKu— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 31, 2017
And my favorite:
When you're trying to jerk off watching your daughter take a shower & tweet at the same time...#COVFEFE https://t.co/Zhjkn9GmTj— Broadsword_Six (@Broadsword_Six) May 31, 2017
This might even get better in the morning... as we all know Covfefe tends to. Spicer will fill us in:
Spicer tomorrow: I haven't discussed #covfefe with the President yet but the tweet speaks for itself.— MsDeNovo (@MissDeNovo) May 31, 2017
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