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Friday, May 12, 2017

The Daily Combover - May 12, 2017

Trump must have had a strange night last night because he he packed in 8 Tweets before his 10AM meeting with McMasters. Let's take a look:

We know he was up late watching Stephen Colbert because he had to watch Colbert respond to this comment he made:
You see a no-talent guy like Colbert. There’s nothing funny about what he says. And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching. And it only builds up my base. It only helps me, people like him. The guy was dying. By the way they were going to take him off television, then he started attacking me and he started doing better. But his show was dying. I’ve done his show. … But when I did his show, which by the way was very highly rated. It was high—highest rating. The highest rating he’s ever had.
And, Colbert most definitely did respond:

We'll assume Trump went to bed shortly thereafter and was dreaming about being impeached in 2019 and then dragged off to prison by James Comey, Chuck Schumer and President Nancy Pelosi because the first thing he did this morning while having his hair reset was Tweet:
And then this:

Mind you, it's difficult to work "overtime" at 7AM -- and also even more difficult since Trump is working on eliminating overtime pay.

And then there was this bizarre duo:

I can only imagine that was in reference to Melissa McCarthy:
Before settling back on his nightmare that Comey takes him down:


Trump is clearly terrified of #TrumpRussia. It's affecting his mind. Clapper never said that. He said that he wasn't in a position to know if there had been any collusion. That's far from saying that there was no collusion.  It's like asking your neighbor if they knew how many hours Trump spends on his hair in the morning. They just wouldn't be in a position to tell you if it was 3 or 4 or 5 hours.

In his last Tweet before meeting McMaster, Trump bragged about the trade agreement he reached with China:

The Chinese chicken deal goes quite a bit deeper than that as well but I've kept your attention for too long already. Have a great weekend.

Catch you on the flip side.

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