Not really...
Keeping in mind that I originally conceived this blog to chronicle corporate consolidation, I get to go back to our roots, and also get to continue on a theme from yesterday:
Wow. Amazon is acquiring Whole Foods.— Yashar Ali (@yashar) June 16, 2017
Alexa, please order me a $12 fruit cup.— Great Consolidation (@tgconsolidation) June 16, 2017
"The top search result for '$12 fruit cup' is Simply Shake Bottle, 400 mL, 14 ounces, green. It is $8.99, total. Would you like to buy it?"— Great Consolidation (@tgconsolidation) June 16, 2017
"I also found Scientific Explorer Tasty Science Kit. It's $16.33, including tax. Would you like to buy it?"— Great Consolidation (@tgconsolidation) June 16, 2017
"No."— Great Consolidation (@tgconsolidation) June 16, 2017
"That's all I can find for '$12 fruit cup.' Check your Alexa app for more options."— Great Consolidation (@tgconsolidation) June 16, 2017
Oh, also:
Out of curiosity, how many of you own one of these?— Great Consolidation (@tgconsolidation) June 15, 2017
Apparently most of you aren't as well equipped to do research as I am.
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