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Friday, March 24, 2017

The Daily Combover - March 24, 2017

Trump wants you to know how disappointed he is in you. It's your fault dear readers. You should have pushed the Democrats to vote for the AHCA. It was obviously an improvement over the ACA and was far too liberal for the GOP. It was only kicking 14 to 52 million people off of their health insurance. That isn't even close to eliminating healthcare. But those Democrats will be on their knees crawling back to Dear Leader soon enough, begging, "Please Mr. Trump, save us from the ACA."



I, for one, am surprised the GOP collapsed so quickly. We knew they would have challenges governing, but they had innumerable dress rehearsals of repealing the ACA.

Trump, on the other hand, doesn't seem to care. He's too busy congratulating Charter for only announcing to cut 4,800 of TWC's 24,800 jobs during the merger:

Could the news get any better for Trump?

Woo hoo!!! $8 billion for 35 jobs!

Wait a second... Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just write each of those 35 people a check for $1.4 million (their expected lifetime earnings)?

Oh right, but then the Trump family would have never gotten that Russian steel payoff.

The weekend can't come soon enough for the Fontange Fuhrer.

Catch you on the flipside.

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