Trump's Shiney Hiney

There's a lot of Trump stuff on TV tonight, including the White House Correspondents' Association dinner and Samantha Bee's alternative. I'll be watching both on DVR, but I think I'll be watching Trump scream and flail at his latest Nuremberg Rally. Essentially, he'll be trying to scrub his first 100 days with this miraculous product:

Saw that on TV this evening, and really couldn't think of a more perfect analogy...