Open Thread -- United Edition

I'm a little late to the game on this because I hate flying and this didn't seem surprising at all.

 

 

 

But it's certainly inspired some tasty internet snark. My favorite, from Tengrain:

Bill-O: I'm the most hated brand in the media!

Kendall Jenner: No, I am!

United: Hold my Pepsi.

— Tengrain (@Tengrain) April 10, 2017

My personal policy is if it takes less than ten hours to drive or take the train somewhere, I'll do that over flying. The whole airport experience is usually just a few degrees short of that passenger's experience. Security lines, packing light with no liquids, delays, standby... I skip it if I can.

What does it take to get you to choose driving or the train over flying?