Saturdays in 2017

... When you wake up in the morning, open your computer, and then go right back to sleep because some orange blob hasn't Tweeted yet.

UPDATE (4/8/2017, 2:34 PM): I didn't miss much:

It was a great honor to have President Xi Jinping and Madame Peng Liyuan of China as our guests in the United States. Tremendous...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 8, 2017

...goodwill and friendship was formed, but only time will tell on trade.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 8, 2017

Congratulations to our great military men and women for representing the United States, and the world, so well in the Syria attack.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 8, 2017

Those don't sound like him. They must've taken away his phone while he's golfing.