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Sunday, February 12, 2017

The Daily Combover - February 12, 2017 - Weekend Edition

It's been an exciting weekend at the Winter White House, Trump met with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to discuss a number of issues.
First and foremost on Abe's list was finding out why we backed out of TPP, giving China full control over Pacific trade. Next up was a joint statement on North Korea:
And then finally was an event that will forever be known as the handshake:

Let's take a look at the end of that for a moment:
Yeah they are totally besties.

When that handshake finally ended sometime late that night, Trump got back on his phone and reminded us how much he looks up to the homicidal Philippines President Duterte:
Thankfully, Prime Minister Abe was able to sneak away before Trump called ICE on him.

Next up is a meeting with Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau. Something tells me that nothing good will come out of that meeting either. But the world will be watching, so hopefully he doesn't embarrass us too much. I mean it's not like he'd do something crazy like send Pee Wee Herman out to Meet the Press, would he?


Son of a bitch.

Catch you on the flip side.

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