The Daily Combover - February 20, 2017

Happy former-Presidents Day!

Does anyone else's skin crawl when they read this?

HAPPY PRESIDENTS DAY - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 20, 2017

It's been over a month and I still can't seem to wake up from this awful dream. But hey, MAGA!

Since today was a Federal holiday, there wasn't really much action in the White House. Trump spent all morning calling people to see if they wanted to be the next NSA but most weren't interested in a part-time job on a sinking ship so finally Trump settled on his 5th choice: General McMaster.

Congratulations to our new National Security Advisor, General H.R. McMaster. Video: https://t.co/BKn9r225Kk pic.twitter.com/VBXcJ1b6Pv

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 21, 2017

I think Trump just likes his name. H.R. reminds him of not paying and then firing poor people. And who knows, maybe this NSA will last a full month?

With that decision out of the way, Trump had some time to kill before the official announcement so he took to his usual morning routine of watching the news and then pretending like he didn't watch it.  He was quite troubled to find out that they were downplaying the Swedish Incident.  Those animals in the media don't even care about Swedish immigration, let alone the completely unreported terror attack. The coverage was so bad that Sweden didn't even know it happened!

Trump controlled his anger and decided to release it with a joke. One hie saw in an amazing movie about a former Soviet patriot who comes to America.

Give the public a break - The FAKE NEWS media is trying to say that large scale immigration in Sweden is working out just beautifully. NOT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 20, 2017

What a great guy that Borat is. Much better than that undercover terrorist Ali G:

Enjoy your dreams about our former presidents. Catch you on the flip side.