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Friday, February 3, 2017

The Daily Combover - February 3, 2017

Another week down, 214 to go. This week we learned the Fontange Fuhrer really does want the world to end. Clearly Shadow President Bannon has wrested control of the circus peanut Trump calls a brain, and is enacting his vision for the world. Thankfully the Indonesian press is willing to go where our media won't go and has uncovered exactly what that vision is:
This is a fact that should concern every American.
In the book, authors William Strauss and Neil Howe theorize that the history of a people moves in 80-100 year cycles called “saeculum.” This is an idea going back to the ancient Greeks. They believed that at a given saeculum’s end would come “ekpyrosis,” a cataclysmic event that destroys the old order and brings in a new one in a trial of fire.
This era of change is known as “The Fourth Turning,” and Bannon, like Strauss and Howe, believes we are in the midst of one right now.
According to the book, the last two Fourth Turnings America experienced were The Civil War and Reconstruction, and then The Great Depression and World War II. Before that, it was the Revolutionary War.
All of these periods were marked by periods of dread and decay in which the American people were forced to unite to rebuild a new future, but only after a massive conflict in which many lives were lost. It all starts with a catalyst event, then there’s a period of regeneracy, after that there is a defining climax in which a war for the old order is fought, and then finally there is a resolution in which a new world order is stabilized.
Keep that in mind as you try to comprehend the motivation behind Trump's actions. With that caveat in mind, let's explore Trump's second Friday in office.

We'll begin with the overnight news that a major terror cell committed unspeakable atrocities in Bowling Green, KY. It was so bone-chilling that only one person was willing to stand up and talk about it in the press.
Breaking news: Kellyanne retracts her lie changes her story.



Yesterday Trump decided to pick a really dumb fight with Governor Schwarzeneggar at the Prayer Breakfast because he couldn't read his prepared remarks since he refuses to wear his glasses in public and couldn't remember what he was supposed to talk about. After being introduced by Mark Burnett, Trump called on people to "pray for better ratings" for Governor Schwarzeneggar. And thus we begin our day with the response:

Followed by Trump's 4:30AM counter:

Which predictably led to more trolling from Governor Schwarzeneggar:

Infuriated, Trump lashed out against Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull again, forcing Turnbull to just go along with Trump's side of the story.

Very nice indeed.

Still not satisfied, he reissued sanctions against Iran while removing them from Russia.  And then it was time for breakfast and the morning news. This morning, along with the first Friday of every month, the BLS issued its monthly jobs report.  In it, we learned that in the last month of the Obama Presidency, the US added 227,000 new jobs.  Trump salivated as he read those numbers. Quickly he dispatched Dumb Spice to make sure Trump would get the credit that Trump deserved for such amazing job numbers. Big League!

The rest of the day was filled with more condemnations of the attempted terror attack at the Louvre while continuing to pretend like the attack in Quebec never happened.
Final thoughts for the weekend:
I agree and let's start with the guy killing Lady Liberty:

Keep up the pressure this weekend. Catch you on the flip side.

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