The Daily Combover 1/13/2017

Trump woke up this morning, checked his phone, saw it was 5am and decided that there's nothing like a morning Tweetstorm against his enemies. In a series of Tweets that would make LeBron proud, he unleashed not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, but 7 Tweets!

Trump attacked with:

1. The 137+ million Americans who have benefited from the Affordable Care Act.
2. Hillary Clinton supporters who are upset about the way that Comey singled out the FBI's baseless investigation of her emails while staying mum about their investigation of his #goldenshowers #kompramat.
3. The Intelligence community, telling them that they are less qualified to do their jobs than Russia or his "people."
4. And a passive-aggressive remark against his cabinet for having opposing opinions. Don't worry Donny, they'll fall in line. They always do.

Quietly, in a very odd move, Trump notified the commander of the DC National Guard that he was to step down at 12:01pm on January 20th -- the minute Trump is sworn into office. Is it just me, or is this looking more and more like a season of 24 every day?

While at lunch, Trump tweeted about Steven McDonald's funeral. It doesn't appear he was there, but he assures you it was beautiful.

Finally, we can all rest assured that Trump will take the Russian interference seriously. As the Intelligence Committee meets to examine #RussiaTrump connections,  Trump promises his own report in 90 days.

Enjoy your weekend.