Another day, another trip to the salon. This time Trump had to hurry through his appointment so he could get over to be interviewed by Fox and Friends host, Ainsley Earhardt. In the course of that riveting talk, Trump spoke in generalities and promised a tremendous inauguration. He then demanded that Congressman Lewis return his ticket because the event was in such high demand.
Someone should tell him that he can just click the banner for free tickets. That might be a little easier. But then again, he just can't help himself.
Other than that, it was a pretty slow morning. We were reminded that Trump likes to refer to Trump in the third person because Trump likes using the word Trump as many times as Trump can use Trump in a single Trumped up sentence.
Around lunch time we were reminded that Trump:
1. Refers to his golf resort as the "Winter White House"
2. Wrote his own gem of an inaugural address (in the hallway of the resort).
Someone should tell him that he can just click the banner for free tickets. That might be a little easier. But then again, he just can't help himself.
Other than that, it was a pretty slow morning. We were reminded that Trump likes to refer to Trump in the third person because Trump likes using the word Trump as many times as Trump can use Trump in a single Trumped up sentence.
Around lunch time we were reminded that Trump:
1. Refers to his golf resort as the "Winter White House"
2. Wrote his own gem of an inaugural address (in the hallway of the resort).
Let's ponder those two things for a moment. The last major speech he wrote by himself was his RNC speech which was quite possible the scariest thing I'd seen on TV since they showed that vampire yelling "America!" And "Winter White House" probably means Trump isn't going to be showing up for work after October... Actually, that might not be a bad thing, so let's ignore that one.Writing my inaugural address at the Winter White House, Mar-a-Lago, three weeks ago. Looking forward to Friday. #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/S701FdTCQu— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2017
PS: Donnie, I just love the blank notepad prop. Nice touch!
Anyway, after lunch Trump learned that the mother and father of Trump's chief rival John Ellis Bush (Jeb!) were hospitalized, so naturally it was a good time to make that story about himself:
Looking forward to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, both hospitalized. Thank you for your wonderful letter!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2017
I agree, I hope they recover soon. And I definitely agree with their doctor. They need to stay away from the inauguration. Hey Dems, you should probably take that doctor's advice too. It's not just the Bushes lives that are in danger from this man.
As for the letter, who knows what Trump was thinking in the second half of that Tweet. I'm sure it had something to do with Trump.
Finally, Trump went to bed after treating us to not one, but two images of his stubby little thumbs and creepy smile at the VP dinner. Enjoy!
Thank you to our amazing Wounded Warriors for their service. It was an honor to be with them tonight in D.C. #Heroes https://t.co/YEkyhJ8B5C pic.twitter.com/wFXlWQ0XRr— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 19, 2017
Quick reminder to call your Senators and remind them that the #PriceIsWrong and #DeNyDeVos.Great seeing @TheLeeGreenwood and Kimberly at this evenings VP dinner! #GodBlessTheUSA pic.twitter.com/SxVmaWvOFT— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 19, 2017
Catch you on the flip side.
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